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after an hour of flipping over couch cushions and fishing through old drawers and jars [17 Sep 2007|07:39am]

tim_taylor
strutting around town with a pocketful of dimes

jangling pockets calling out to all of the homeless people in the area

"Hey brother can you spare some change? I gotta ride the bus to Pontiac but I aint got any fare!"

hmm, uh, well, I am kind of down on my luck too man, i'm sorry!

"yeah fuck you then"

slapping a handful of coins down on the McDonald's counter and withering under the hateful glare of the teen-aged cashier

she is going to complain about "that fuckin faggot who payed for his food with nothing but fuckin dimes" to her friends all day, and they will agree that only degenerates sink to that level

and they will be right of course, but what other choice did I have?

...

I guess the point i'm trying to make here is that real life is scary and intimidating and thank god for the internet to shelter me from it all.
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[20 Feb 2007|04:28am]

tim_taylor
my only regret is that I was never able to achieve e-fame
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[18 Oct 2005|01:53pm]

funkyboss
OH SHIT

...Collapse )

OH WOW, PANIC!!
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[14 Aug 2005|02:32pm]

hunter_green
DOGS=ELECTRICITY
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[22 Feb 2005|10:13pm]

hunter_green
This is the most offensive image ever.

...At least it's only SVU.
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[12 Feb 2005|03:56pm]

hunter_green
Woah there, check out the new look on Internet Panic. Looking sharp. Looking damn sharp.
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[28 Dec 2004|12:36pm]

hunter_green
Guys I think it bears mentioning that if someone starts ranting about how children in elementary schools dress like whores, and going into too much detail about how they saw a kid wearing a tube-top or a thong or whatever article of clothing--

--It's a pretty safe bet that *they* *might* *be* *a* *pedophile*

Peadophile?

Pedophile.

Anyway I just thought that this information could be valuable to some of you guys and if you have the chance if you could just forward this to everyone on your contact list so we can get the word out.

[Cheap CG of a shooting star and the words "the more you know" are digitally added to the screen]
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What's a dignity [19 Dec 2004|02:39am]

tim_taylor
http://www.drunkduck.com/Practice/

Oh man I am making an MS Paint JOURNAL COMIC because obviously I am some kind of SOPPY GIRL. It is BORING and UNFUNNY because it is all true happenings. I am not a hep cat.

I bring this to your attention because look at my shirt in the first comic. I mean, can you believe that actually exists? You can blame Hunter Green for that T-Shirt monster.
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message from god [19 Nov 2004|01:38am]

elynne
for those of you who don't read spamusement (which makes you LOSERS)
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reptilians [19 Nov 2004|02:06am]

hunter_green
0200 HunterGreen Saga: God, who in hollywood hasn't been replaced by a reptilian double these days
0200 HunterGreen Saga: It's like the new Scientology
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD [04 Nov 2004|06:01pm]

hunter_green
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075 CLICK THIS LINK
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Taking about rape on the internet [21 Oct 2004|01:47am]

hunter_green
[ mood | RAAAPE ]

So I was all looking up information about the debate between wether or not rape victims bear the blame for getting themselves raped. I didn't find anything, but I had an interesting conversation about it.Collapse )

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They come out sideways. [29 Sep 2004|11:30am]

hunter_green
[ mood | :-[ I AM SERIOUS ]

Tilt your head and you'll see a little smiley face that means I'm kidding. Or a little frowny face that means I'm serious.

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MORE GODDAMN VIDEO [18 Sep 2004|02:38am]

hunter_green
[ mood | crazy ]

Kris and I engaging in SISSY FIGHT CLUB:

WHO WILL SURVIVE(S)????

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Me and Tim commiting what I am pretty sure is some kind of federal offense because we are THAT DUMB [18 Sep 2004|02:22am]

hunter_green
[ mood | DUMB AS HELL ]

Tim buttering a dollar bill

Tim's dog Tarkus EATING A DOLLAR BILL

SERIOUSLY FOLKS WE'RE ACTUALLY RETARDED IN A WAY THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

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Seriously though, whats a internet [14 Sep 2004|11:28am]

tim_taylor
Oh no you guys I accidentally slept through my computer applications class where we were to learn about how to surf the internet super highway because I accidentally set my alarm clock for PM not AM and now I don't know how to use the internet help me
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RE: BIG SAV ON TONER CARTS! RICOHCANNONXEROX... [13 Sep 2004|06:21pm]

chimeramechanic
NOBODY CAME TO MY 9/11 JENGA PARTY
I TOTALLY E-MAILED EVERYONE ABOUT IT
I AM CANCELLING MY INTERNET OUT OF SPITE

THAT WILL THOROUGHLY TEACH YOU



FAGS
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HAHAH HELLO [11 Sep 2004|01:30am]

tim_taylor
[ mood | Funktacular ]

GOOD MORNING TO THE INTERNET HOW ARE YOU I AM FINE.

WHEN THE INTERNET MAN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND HOOKED MY COMPUTER MACHINE UP TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB HE STEPPED ON MY MECHANICAL PENCIL AND BROKE IT AND NOW I AM SAD.

;__________________;

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GENE TERNRUH IS ATTACK(S) [02 Sep 2004|09:59pm]

hunter_green
Woah there.Collapse )
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Wiccan Panic [31 Aug 2004|10:45pm]

hunter_green
[ mood | amused ]

Is it just me, or do wiccan high priests kind of look like catholic nuns but with cheaper clothes and bad hair dye?

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